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Feb. 9th, 2010 @ 06:50 am (no subject)
Sometimes I have to wonder if people who hate gays so much once had a gay friend (of the same sex as the hater) who came out of the closet to which the hater asked "what do you think of me then?" and the gay friend said "You're not my type/you are an ugly son of a bitch" and then the hater was like "FINE! I'll show you..." and then like publicly hated on gays forever.
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Oh jeez, I'm so embarassed
Feb. 8th, 2010 @ 02:07 pm Your Life in 4 Panels
Hey guys

I am starting a webcomic in which I will (attempt to) Illustrate a person's life in four panels. So, basically, I would like you to share your life story with me-- in four or less short sentences. Each sentence will become one panel. It can be as cryptic or as straightforward, as grim or as cheerful, as dull or as exciting as you would like. Some of them will be painfully depressing strips, some of them will be geared toward funny, but I basically want to create something that reflects life as we as humans perceive it (if that doesn't sound pretentious enough!) If you want, you can remain anonymous or be known by an alternative alias or your full name. Ideally I would like to title them something along the lines of "My Life by Cathy from New Jersey" or something along those lines.

IF (and this is a big if) I end up making money on this I can guarantee almost no returns. True, I am using your lives for my own gain. But this is sort of almost a Post Secret kind of webcomic. If you submit to it, you agree to not hold me accountable for any money that I make off of it. Just throwing this out there because I know people will come after me if I don't.

Ok, so either post your life here anonymously or under your username-- either way is fine with me.
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Feb. 4th, 2010 @ 12:30 am The Unbearable Lightness of Being without stuff
Oh Livejournal, how long it seems since I have dished to you. I used to post all the time, multiple times a day even! I know, because I deleted about 90% of my entries. You know it too, old friend.

Well, I'm in the mood for you again, darling. I'm all strung out and emo and I need a place to spin my tails of woe upon the sands of time... or something like that. And what more appropriate place to spill my feelings of sadness and degradation but to a public journal anyone can read? But I digress.

Old Black Mac is dead, and perhaps I can revive her like she was a comic book-character, but she may be gone forever. All those files. All those memories. All the times you forgot she even existed as you opened the doors to perception. Sigh. Without her, you know you are just an empty sack with terrible personal memory.

I also forgot my deviantart password. Well, not so bad, I'll just forward the password to my email... only I forgot that password too. Well, just forward that to your other email........ alas that one is now defunct. I emailed deviantart but because my IP address has changed since I registered it, I'm sure they won't give me the pass. Well, if I never use deviantart again it'll be no great loss.

"Sam", my bike and only means of transportation was stolen today. I filed a police report, but I know I'll never see him again. He's probably sitting in some pawn shop right now, being leered at by hungry patrons.

And as for me? Well, you know the story. I feel depersonalized as ever. The only time I feel like I actually exist at all is when I'm with Lily. Lately though I've been feeling more when I'm alone---more pain. Not to be dramatic, I mean physical pain. I have this terrible burning sensation in my abdomen that lasts for hours or until I eat something, but I'm not hungry at all. Nothing sounds good to eat. My glands are swollen. I have zero energy. I just wish I could take a break for a little while. I wish nothing bad would happen for a little bit.

I have a new computer, actually. A little Acer. It's cute and it works well, but it's no Black Mac. See you later Livejournal. If my luck improves, I might even have a job by then.
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Jan. 22nd, 2010 @ 02:49 pm Make way for the S.O.V.




Not surprised. I love Lady Sovereign... Haterz to the left.
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Jan. 21st, 2010 @ 09:47 pm Delete fucking everything
Sorry for being a douche all these many years. I deleted almost all my entries and I gotta say, I have been a real ass over the years. Yep
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Jan. 20th, 2010 @ 10:04 am artblog
fartblog
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Dec. 21st, 2009 @ 09:17 pm Maximum Dog-sposure
I made up this story for a movie called "Maximum Dog-sposure." Directed by Robert Vince (of "Santa Buddies" fame.) It tells the tale of four dog-hating friend get turned into dogs after being exposed to a radioactive dog and have wacky adventures trying to turn back into humans. I have no idea why I laughed so hard, but I was actually in pain and crying.
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Nov. 20th, 2009 @ 01:15 am THIS IS YOUR LIFE
I was having a pretty good day today. A little sad because I won't be able to talk to Lily for like two weeks but also exciting because I got straight As and I get to go to Japan for break. Then I bike home, listening to Digging in the Dirt on volume level a million, and I come upon the house with the door wide open, a bunch of plump, older ladies standing in the doorway with one adorable little and Caress has called the police on Raquiya's family for basically no reason.
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Oh jeez, I'm so embarassed
Nov. 16th, 2009 @ 04:57 pm Anthropological experiement


If I had to do it all again, this is what I'd do
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Nov. 13th, 2009 @ 09:50 am (no subject)


if u r in a bad mood watch dis i guarantee u will laff out loud!!!!!!!!!!!111
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Nov. 8th, 2009 @ 09:49 am The best commercial
Found via Kate Beaton's twitter:



I wish this guy the best of luck lol
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Oct. 23rd, 2009 @ 09:58 pm 321, let's jam
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Aug. 27th, 2009 @ 09:33 am bleh
I went to work for my dad yesterday and I felt horribly sick and tired and feel alseep on the floor of the conference room and don't remember what happened next... so he brought me home at around 3pm and I slept until around 9:30 (Lily called me.... so sweet XD) and then slept until 6am.


In other news, my birthday is in three days and I don't have a clue what i want.
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Aug. 4th, 2009 @ 12:48 pm O_O




I wish I had words to describe how scary I find this for some reason.

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Jul. 30th, 2009 @ 11:39 am LAWN OF THE DEAD
Ok so, here is my pitch for Hollywood.

There is a zombie couple, but they are retired zombies, and they're cranky and old, and then live in a neighborhood full of HOODLUM KIDS, and every time a kid goes on their lawn and doesn't get off after being yelled at, they eat their brains. There's also their deadbeat adult son, who is also a zombie, who lives in their house and has never had a girlfriend and spends all his time online (No one knows I'm a zombie online, Mom!") and he eventually falls in love with the single mom down the street (not a zombie), but her workload is so heavy and she's so into her job that he makes a lot of jokes about HER BEING THE ZOMBIE.

It'll be called "Lawn of the Dead." Trust me, this is comedy gold. Put Will Farrel in there somewhere, it's gonna be a hit.

I really should be making piles and piles of money for coming up with crap like this.
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so much fun!, lol plz stfu, sarcasm
Jul. 16th, 2009 @ 12:50 pm I got the feeling
You don't know
what you do to me~
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Jun. 20th, 2009 @ 12:44 pm ;;A;;
Lily has gone back to Savannah today. I'm seriously sad; I know because I'm not crying, just sitting around wishing I would cry because then I would feel better. I laid in her bed for about 10 minutes just because I miss her... not seeing her everyday, or even at all for that matter in the next two and a half months is going to be incredibly hard. It was awesome to have her here, and I had so much fun... but I think that having all that great time together is going to be more painful to be apart. I don't know, I relish the fact that she came here at all, and that we're together and happy.

Anyway, gonna go eat guacamole in an attempt to cheer myself up....
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Emo, It's fucking cold, I'm saddened by this, Barbossa is made of sex
Jun. 4th, 2009 @ 05:47 pm A little sick
Allergies, maybe?

It's really pissing me off because otherwise I'd be having the best time of my life with Lilier~

But instead I'm achie and complanie like a bum, ;A;
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May. 26th, 2009 @ 07:30 am ah... ha ha....
I was sleeping so well earlier in the day-- I took a nap in Lily's bed... so comfy~
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Oh jeez, I'm so embarassed
May. 16th, 2009 @ 10:13 am (no subject)
ATTEMPTING TO FIND LILY'S ART ON PIXIV IS JUST .... SUFFERING!!!!!!!!!!

I know it's there....!!!!!
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